Ten things I've had in my bathtub recently.
10- Ten pounds of live crayfish.*
9-Cramps
8-Louise Eldrich
7- Hot fudge sundae
6-"a calming, soothing, exfoliating experience"
5-The twelve bar blues.
4-A clumsy scared wet cat named Tippy
3-Two dozen baby chicks, six ducks.**
2-Worlds biggest clog left by stinky poultry.
1- Peace
*What is a valentines day without some crawly pinchy things?
**Your bathroom heat light doubles as an incubator
4 comments:
I live next to two ducks, they are very nice neighbors, although they haven't shared a tub with me... yet!
Our bathtub presumably held people at one time. More recently it has held flowers and beverages. In its current incarnation it has become a planter for flowers, tomatoes and other veggies. But of course its most obvious role is yard art. Gotta love it!
my tub mainly holds scummy stuff left behind by the boys. I refuse to investigate further.
"a calming exfoliating experience?" I'm jealous.
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